What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

Dr No

What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Isn't it great that we have an incoming president who is embracing ideas from the past like manifest destiny? Isn't it greater that Trump is willing to get us more territory and land?

From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What are tips for weight loss?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Should you have a threesome with your best friend and your significant other if the significant other requests it?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why are daughters mean to their mothers?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Do Republicans realize that the power of the people is invested in 'representative government'? If so, why did they elect a pathological liar?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

Democrat voters, why are you so naive, easy to manipulate, can't see a liar standing right in front of you and why won't you research your party? You will find they have a plan for all W. Nations and it's evil.

The Man with the Golden Gun

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

What makes girls masturbate?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why are white women so overly emotional?

-”She is very sexyful!”